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I know that the world is not mentally ready for my proposals, and for this reason, they may appear ridiculously radical to many readers. I am also aware of the fact that only people who share my most basic ideas about life (optimal sexual experience and a gentle death instead of a god) can understand the logic of my political agenda.
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